Just saying Fuck You as a Thank You

I want to take the time to tell all those shitty employers to go F- yourselves if you have done the following:

1. never said thank you for the work your employees have produced

2. provided ZERO benefits (and to think, getting sick wasnt a good enough excuse)

3. think you're GODs gift to the world because you've provided employment (with zero benefits!)

4. interrupted your employee during lunch time for some tedious task you know could have done

5. paid the minimum even though you know your employee has a degree(s)

6. never provided an offer letter because your employee asked for a higher amount of pay and you know if you have a letter you're bound to pay that amount

7. said that in a couple months a raise was possible but would "wait and see," when in actuality a "wait and see" is "no but ill keep paying you as low as possible until you decide to complain"

8. made your employee go to work in the snow (knowing well the roads are not clear and this is PG county) or other uncontrollable circumstances

9. want your employee to work overtime but you dont want to pay for it and complain if your employee doesn't

10. if you think the reason your employee doesnt come to work because you think everyday is happy hour so they must have gotten drunk last nite

11. g-forbid your employee takes their entire lunch because according to you, they can wait another hour to eat or just need 15-20 minutes to swallow an entire meal

12.g-forbid your employee takes a day off ( i mean it matters because they are paid by the hour so you lose money)

13. you like to gossip about former employees

14. if you kept your employees extra long before any major holiday....ie CHRISTMAS EVE OR NEW YEARS EVE, i mean, your employees dont have families or things to do outside of work

15. if you know you did all the above AND still think you deserve an award for being an understanding boss

.......... FUCK YOU !

But really thank you! :)
I'm pretty sure anyone whose been through any of this knows what a real employer should offer.

All the while...

Current Mood: stuffed to the max. Good job Chipotle!


The biggest mood kills of life!

1. mass text messages
2. sleeping with just one sock because the other came off in the middle of the night (trying to find it is just as bad)
3. people that say good instead of well
4. fucking computer pop ups
5. nausea
6. paying for extra ketchup and bbq sauce!


I saw Mall Cop......it wasnt as funny as i thought it would be. ehh.

Aging like a Fine Wine......Of Course I Am.

My bff tied the knot today. Im not really sure how to take it but im not gonna lie, I am jealous. Not because im not getting married but because now things are gonna change. Not for the worse necessarily but its gonna change. We've been bffs since 5th grade, seriously, thats a fucking long time. Been through it all - from sneaking out of the house to meeting some crazy Grenadians.

I said I'm jealous because now i have to share her with someone else, when i've had her to myself for over 10 years. Perhaps things might not change at all but im 98% sure this is not the case. I sound crazy but thats life, right? Seriously though, without absolutely any issues, can a single woman and a married woman keep their friendship exactly as it was? Maybe to a certain extent but not in the same way: perspectives will be altered along with priorities.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for her too. Trust, i don't shit on love.

Now, maybe the truth of this lies in that I'm getting old. I'm turning 24 in less than a month, which means ill be 25 in a year then closer to 30. The fact that im AGING kills me. I don't wanna get old. Although being 23 has not been that great, it sounds better to say im turning 23 than 25. Plus with age comes a shitload more to worry about.

All in all, this "grown up" stuff is getting to me.

The Ladies of PG County

So today I have taken it upon myself to begin a blog. I'm not sure what inspired me but perhaps it was my LS's blog on "Friends with benefits." Ha. Possibly one of the most controversial topics out there that everyone loves to read about. (But ill take that subject on another day). As of right now, i think ill talk about other sweet goodies.

I realized the other day, as i was relishing in my current day time unemployment, how great it would be to be a housewife (clearly supported by a sugar daddy.) All those stupid episodes of Real Housewives of Orange County have really taken a toll on me. Seriously, i would LOVE to spend $8000 on my effing bed set (just sheets), have a personal trainer, and wear makeup for no goddamn reason. However, im only a privileged housewife of PG County (mind you, im not married). That would actually make me a Permanent Dog Lady of PG County as my companions are a chihuahua named Chuleta and Yorkie by the name of Vegas.


My days are filled with movies, house echoing sweet bachata songs, random phonecalls to my usuals, sending out my resume, walking the animals, and the housewife episode either atlanta or o.co. And i dont wear makeup for fun! HA that will be the day! oh my personal bootcamp instructor is at BALLYS and im perfectly content with my sheets from IKEA. Im not gonna lie, taking snazzy vaca's to CABO would be great (although i prefer the "other islands".) For the moment ill just keep telling myself, "IN DUE TIME CARM, IN DUE TIME."