The Ladies of PG County

So today I have taken it upon myself to begin a blog. I'm not sure what inspired me but perhaps it was my LS's blog on "Friends with benefits." Ha. Possibly one of the most controversial topics out there that everyone loves to read about. (But ill take that subject on another day). As of right now, i think ill talk about other sweet goodies.

I realized the other day, as i was relishing in my current day time unemployment, how great it would be to be a housewife (clearly supported by a sugar daddy.) All those stupid episodes of Real Housewives of Orange County have really taken a toll on me. Seriously, i would LOVE to spend $8000 on my effing bed set (just sheets), have a personal trainer, and wear makeup for no goddamn reason. However, im only a privileged housewife of PG County (mind you, im not married). That would actually make me a Permanent Dog Lady of PG County as my companions are a chihuahua named Chuleta and Yorkie by the name of Vegas.


My days are filled with movies, house echoing sweet bachata songs, random phonecalls to my usuals, sending out my resume, walking the animals, and the housewife episode either atlanta or o.co. And i dont wear makeup for fun! HA that will be the day! oh my personal bootcamp instructor is at BALLYS and im perfectly content with my sheets from IKEA. Im not gonna lie, taking snazzy vaca's to CABO would be great (although i prefer the "other islands".) For the moment ill just keep telling myself, "IN DUE TIME CARM, IN DUE TIME."